There is bad news, terrible news, then this...a world shortage of pork and bacon next year is now unavoidable. The decline in pig numbers is closely linked to increased feed costs, an effect of poor harvests for corn and soybeans. (Well at least he can be calm and tell us that "all is well")
So what is a pork lover to do? Well it might be a little more expensive to get your favorite treats soon, but you can always have reminders of what they are and wear your oink on your sleeve so to speak.